I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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