we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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