I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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