When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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