Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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