Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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