Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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