carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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