I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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