that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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