Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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