Please, let me fuck your mom
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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