That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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