i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So squirting runs in the family.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
