Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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