Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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