butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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