yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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