dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
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I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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