I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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