Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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