Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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