dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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