so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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