She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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