You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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