Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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