Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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