were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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