garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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