i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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