I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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