if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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