____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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