in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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