She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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