I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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