Your dad touched me again.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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