Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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