whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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