weddingsv make me drug and hornr
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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