Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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