don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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