I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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