Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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