nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I am naked and annoyed.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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