Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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