I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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