butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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