i can't believe i had my finger in that
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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