her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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