dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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