Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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