she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Vodka?
Forever.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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