Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
tell me about the fingering
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