What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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