When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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