can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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